THE PULLERS EXCUSE

I CAME IN LAST, BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
MY PULLER DECIDED TO COME TO A HAULT.

THE TRACK WAS SLIPPERY, OR WAS IT TOO DRY?
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN CUZ I DIDN'T TRY.

THE BRAKE ON THE LEFT GRABBED TOO QUICK,
I JUST TAPED IT A LITTLE. BUT BOY DID IT STICK.

THE GEAR THAT I PULLED IN SEEMED WAY TOO TALL,
AND I JUST NEVER GOT ANY DISTANCE AT ALL.

THE FRONT END JUMPED SO FAR IN THE AIR,
THAT I WENT OUT OF BOUNDS, AND THAT WASN'T FAIR.

THE STEERING WAS LOOSE, AND MY HITCH GOT BENT.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT DARN WEIGHT WENT.

THE WEIGHT BOX SLID UP FAR TOO FAST,
OTHERWISE I NEVER WOULD HAVE COME INLAST.

THE AIR SURE GOT DENSER AND MT SETTINGS WERE OFF.
MY TIRES BOTH LEAKED AIR. THEY WERE WAY TOO SOFT.

SOMEONE IN THE CROWD CALLED OUT MY NAME.
IF ONLY I HADN'T TAKEN TIME TO WAVE.

THE FLAGMAN WAVED THE RED NOT THE GREEN.
THAT'S WHEN THE CROWD REALLY STARTED TO SCREAM.

MY RIGHT FRONT WHEEL ROLLED WAY DOWN THE TRACK,
AND NO ONE EVER DID BRING IT BACK

MAYBE MY MOTORMAN JUST LOST HIS TOUCH.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I OWE HIM SO MUCH.

IT COULDN'T BE CUZ MY MOTOR IS TOO SMALL.
NOTHING SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME AT ALL.

I STILL CAN'T TELL YOU WHY I LOST,
BUT I'LL FIX IT TOMORROW  WHATEVER THE COST.

I'D BETTER KEEP MY REASONS FOR LOSING PRIVATE.

BUT IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T CUZ I COULDN'T DRIVE IT!!!
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